Shroom-Reality

This is only cute because he’s fat :3

This is only cute because he’s fat :3

(Source: heyitslexxii, via filthyduvet)

thesickestjokes:

I was at the doctors, he said “I’ve got 10 quick questions I want to ask you. Number 1 do you ever have blackouts?”
I said “no, never”.
“OK and finally, question 10”

(via dutchster)

turntechsantahead:


u and me if we ever shared a hotel room with one bed

except i get all the pillows

Amber does this to me every night XD

turntechsantahead:

u and me if we ever shared a hotel room with one bed

except i get all the pillows

Amber does this to me every night XD

(via fireforthescarecrow)